要一个100来个词的英语笑话(一个人说的),还要有汉语翻译.要求:高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!
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![要一个100来个词的英语笑话(一个人说的),还要有汉语翻译.要求:高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!](/uploads/image/z/9024512-32-2.jpg?t=%E8%A6%81%E4%B8%80%E4%B8%AA100%E6%9D%A5%E4%B8%AA%E8%AF%8D%E7%9A%84%E8%8B%B1%E8%AF%AD%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D%EF%BC%88%E4%B8%80%E4%B8%AA%E4%BA%BA%E8%AF%B4%E7%9A%84%EF%BC%89%2C%E8%BF%98%E8%A6%81%E6%9C%89%E6%B1%89%E8%AF%AD%E7%BF%BB%E8%AF%91.%E8%A6%81%E6%B1%82%EF%BC%9A%E9%AB%98%E4%B8%80%E5%AD%A6%E7%94%9F%E8%83%BD%E5%90%AC%E6%87%82%E7%9A%84%2C%E8%83%BD%E8%AE%A9%E5%85%A8%E7%8F%AD%E4%BA%BA%E5%A4%A7%E7%AC%91%E7%9A%84%21)
要一个100来个词的英语笑话(一个人说的),还要有汉语翻译.要求:高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!
要一个100来个词的英语笑话(一个人说的),还要有汉语翻译.要求:高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!
要一个100来个词的英语笑话(一个人说的),还要有汉语翻译.要求:高一学生能听懂的,能让全班人大笑的!
1.The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
2.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."